February 2012
7 posts
Feb 27th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 19th
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I don't think I'll ever be a white wine person.
I’m just too indulgent for that. #Pinot Noir #Cabernet Sauvignon #Shiraz 
Feb 19th
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My techno music-loving neighbors just had a baby.
One would think that having a small child would calm the thudding techno music that reverberates throughout my apartment every night. Nope. These guys just keep at it.
Feb 19th
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Feb 14th
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“Failure teaches us that life is but a draft. A long rehearsal for a show that...”
– Amélie
Feb 8th
January 2012
12 posts
Jan 31st
459 notes
My bed consists of 600 thread count sheets, a down comforter, a Giraffe At Home throw, six pillows, and a sweater, in case I get cold. I would never make it in a third world country.
Jan 26th
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This morning, as I was eating breakfast burritos...
The ad agency I was contracting for decided to end my contract early to officially welcome me on board this week.  :)
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
3,103 notes
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I just dropped some serious dolla bills on eye...
I ain’t tryin’ to have wrinkles. 
Jan 18th
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“But you see…I have, let’s say, sixty years to live. Most of that time will be...”
– The Fountainhead, Ayn Rand
Jan 17th
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Kinda sorry.
Sorry, fellow followers, for my lack of original postings and babblings in the recent weeks.  When you spend 40+ hours a week writing as a profession, it’s hard to find the time and patience to do it for fun.  IMMA TRY HARDER Y’ALL. 
Jan 13th
Jan 8th
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“My dad and I opened up a restaurant together and it’s called Joanne. Watching my...”
– Lady Gaga with Katie Couric
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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“The sun sliced through the windshield, sealing me in light. I closed my eyes and...”
– Murakami
Jan 3rd
December 2011
8 posts
Dec 20th
257,065 notes
Dec 19th
4 notes
“Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals...”
– Love Actually
Dec 19th
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Happy Holidays from Javelin :) →
Dec 16th
Dec 14th
My apartment is all ready for Christmas!
Dec 4th
1 tag
We now have a kegerator at work
I’m on my first and only cup of Rahr.  Then I’m going home to eat leftover pasta and continue working on a pitch. Sorry that was so anticlimatic.
Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
54 notes
November 2011
17 posts
Be humble, for you are made of earth. Be noble,...
Nov 30th
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Nov 22nd
Tonight's agenda
Learn the “wobble.” …just cause. 
Nov 21st
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
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I just had blackberry cobbler with ice cream and...
No, really. 
Nov 10th
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Upward Over the Mountain—Iron and Wine
Mother don’t worry I killed the last snake that lived in the creek bed Mother don’t worry I’ve got some money I saved for the weekend Mother, remember being so stern  With that girl who was with me? Mother, remember the blink of an eye  When I breathed through your body? So may the sunrise bring hope  Where it once was forgotten Sons are like birds  Flying upward over the...
Nov 10th
I want it. →
Nov 8th
Nov 8th
Meh.
Today the sky looked meh. The weather was meh. Work was…meh… The farfelle pasta with vodka sauce I made tonight was pretty meh.  The cheap cab wine I had with it was meh, too. I just finished the movie “Precious” and it was extremely meh. Today was just meh. Tonight was just meh. Some days, everything is just meh. Meh.
Nov 8th
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I'm a control freak
I’ve been waiting for over an hour for an oil change and I just want to go back into that garage and stand over whoever’s shoulder to make sure they’re doing their job. But I can’t. I have to just sit here and wait. Maybe this is teaching me a lesson. I can’t control everything.
Nov 7th
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Nov 5th
Nov 4th
On Cunkles
I know someone who is related to a man that is both her cousin and uncle, appropriately dubbed “cunkle.” Every single time I think about it, I burst out laughing.  Today, it was while I was using the restroom, in the company of two other people. 
Nov 4th
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One thing that really lights my fire
When people do not say ‘thank you’ for simple things like holding a door, asking what floor they’re headed to on the elevator, etc.  Good God. You live in Texas. Learn some fucking manners. 
Nov 4th
Nov 2nd
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October 2011
8 posts
3 tags
Oct 28th
I've been so busy that I completely forgot that...
How does one forget their favorite holiday?
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Someone just said "Good Morning!" I replied with...
Oct 26th
Oct 22nd
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I'm 24 years old today.
This is an especially strange age for me, because my mom was 24 when she had me.  I couldn’t possibly imagine having a child at this age. But, my mom was also married, had a paid-for home and a career at 24. ONE DAY I’LL BE AS PUT-TOGETHER AS HER.
Oct 16th